what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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