i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize