it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize