question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
my liver is dry heaving
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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