Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Say something about gay babies.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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