Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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