you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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