If i come over, it means nothing
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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