goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm like, not good at living.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
