You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just had sex on a roof
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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