Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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