I accidentally had phone sex last night
Where did you get a picture of my penis
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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