I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You've changed since you got that strap on
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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