That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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