my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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