we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
did you just send me my own nude
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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