they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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