i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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