Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
