I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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