You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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