I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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