Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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