whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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