There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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