i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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