I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
