she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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