Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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