covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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