Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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