I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
