The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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