I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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