Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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