If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My dick has a subreddit
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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