all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Randomize
