What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize