I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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