I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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