I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
