At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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