Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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