IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's shark week go big or go home
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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