it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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