I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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