i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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