...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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