the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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