Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
worst night to have a conscience
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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