Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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