There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
