Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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