Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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