Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
