Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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